I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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