remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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