ya dads aren't the best wingmen
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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