Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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