that's an acceptable place to lick
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
