Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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