Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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