Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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