but the lizard people decide everything anyway
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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