hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I have grass duct taped all over my body
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
