Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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