why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
It's shark week go big or go home
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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