Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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