I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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