I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Actions speak louder than pants.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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