You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
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I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
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He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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