You just made me feel so damn special
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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