She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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