I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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