how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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