'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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