So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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