ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
