JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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