i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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