she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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