sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Randomize
