but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
This is the high leading the old right now
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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