you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
it was like having sex with a tree stump
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
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Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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