10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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