I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
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I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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