after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
sex in a hospital.. check
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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