if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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