I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
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i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
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When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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