It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
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Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
He did a backflip because drugs
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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