whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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