The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
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I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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