I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
