Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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