we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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