i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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