I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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