Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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