Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
The adults are the big ones right?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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