dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Will exercising make me less horny?
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