The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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