OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Welp...herpes.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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