I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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