so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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