You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
All the doctor said was why
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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