yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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