Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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