When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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