Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
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Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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